No more shoveling,

thanks to the infrared Snow Melter.

I showed this to my dad, who promptly called it the stupidest thing he had ever seen and said this would never work, stop wasting my time.

The Alien Lamp.

I made the mistake of showing my dad this one, too.

His comment was it was stupid and I was wasting my time. I should

be looking for an alternative energy source. I’m still looking for it.

Car headlight

The world’s first

hand-held Snow Melter

Shovel

Extension cord (heavy duty)

Infrared heat lamp

Plastic wastebasket

Shag Carpet

Stands on one bird-like leg

The First Stupid Idea I Can Remember

CIRCA 1957

The Second Stupid Idea I Can Remember

CIRCA 1959